Who is gonna dominate the match tomorrow? That's right. We are. Hear that, Minotaurs? We're gonna kick your ass! My sister and I are a two women wrecking crew! WE SHALL FLATTEN YOU!
On to more polite conversation. The Service Society is having their annual Coat Drive. So, everybody bring us your gently used jackets and coats! But wait! There's more! The Service Society is also planning a big fundraiser towards the end of October. I can't wait! It's a - ... What, did you actually think i was going to tell you and ruin the surprise? You'll find out soon enough, people!